Do wings signify freedom?

Yeah, that's the worst title someone can come up with... but as u go on, you will see that it's apt... I, as an IITan, miss a lot of things, but what I miss the most are good grub and better gals (not in that order!!)... So, i was kinda happy that i was goin home by flight and would get to see great gals and wonderful grub ( a common misconception!! )... So, the day before i was to leave, i was telling all the guys how wonderful it would be if a hot gal came and sat next to me... The D-day arrives and i find myself at the airport, looking around for gals... I dint have any breakfast, so asked an airport personnel if there were any restaurants inside, to which he pointed out the Taj restaurant... Needless to say, I lost my appetite immediately... With all the formalities with the security completed, I was sitting and doin you know what... And i see lots of good looking gals, but they are either off on a flight to blore or mumbai... bein the optimist, i was hopeful, but all around me i could only see older people... Still, i thought, there are airhostesses and i may be lucky... finally the boarding announcement came... The size of the alliance air plane did nothing to dampen my spirits... I step into the plane and my dreams and fantasies blew sky high... The first airhostess i met is a lady (yeah, a lady!! ) with teeth like squirrel and rouge ( i think thats wat it is called!!) all over her face.. The red lipstick she put on was slightly smeared over her teeth and she welcomed us all with a magnanimous ( supposed to read scary, demented and on....!! ) smile... I was shocked beyond all reason and wanted to get off the plane... The other 2 airhostesses were very much similar to her, except for one, who looked slightly like a chink... I saw the Taj van outside the plane and thought the grub should be great... the airhostess with the buck teeth started explaining the various safety procedures and i dint care to listen... thot it'd be much better to die... So, the plane takes off smoothly ( Thank God, atleast that went fine !! ) and i sit waiting for the grub... And there's jus one word i'd use for the grub... SHIT... I don think i even need to elaborate... So, here's the question, do wings signify freedom??